Thursday, September 21, 2006

Lessons

1. If you get your ear bit off in a fight, go look for it first. If you wait an hour and 20 minutes, drive home then call us - they can't put it back on even if we do find it.

2. If you need the medics because your skin feels 'tingley', don't admit it's because you just bought bad dope - we'll arrest you.

3. Don't call 911 and tell us about your hallucination - we'll arrest you.

4. If you leave your purse in an open convertable, yes, you deserved to have it stolen.

1 comment:

Stacey said...

I was talking to a cop friend of mine the other day and he was telling me about how one time he was out patroling when some guy flaged him down and said he wanted to report his friend for stealing his pot.